All work and no play makes this catechist a dull boy. So I’m getting some much needed R & R!
While I’m on vacation until late July, I thought it’d be fun to share some of my favorite jokes from my books, A Well-Built Faith and The Bible Blueprint. Here’s today’s contribution:
Flying made Judy very, very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her to read as it helped relax her. One time, the man she was sitting next to saw her pull out her Bible. He gave a little chuckle and smirk and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” Judy replied, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” Judy replied, “Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” Judy said, “Well, I don’t really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him.” “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically. “Then you can ask him,” replied Judy
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